1. If you want to be president, you can start a war, you can lie, you can cheat, you can bankrupt the country, but you can’t fuck the interns. They’ll get you for that.
2. Molly Stearns : How old are you?
Stephen Meyers : How old do you think I am?
Molly Stearns : Thirty.
Stephen Meyers : You think I’m thirty?
Molly Stearns : Sorry. How old are you?
Stephen Meyers : Thirty.
3. I’m not a Christian. I’m not an Atheist. I’m not Jewish. I’m not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America.
4. Ida Horowicz : C’mon Stephen! Aren’t we friends anymore?
Stephen Meyers : You’re my best friend, Ida.